My PRESENT To All Ya’ll For Mother’s Day!!!

For all you mamas, fitmoms, sweary moms, homeschooler moms, author moms, your kids are too smart and are going to make your life hell when they turn sixteen moms, moms whose kids dream of being Youtube pranksters, gamers, testers, and reactors, fur baby mamas, no baby mamas, grannies, aunties, sissies, single-daddies, papas, gramps and anyone else that’s reading this…

HAVE A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ON SUNDAY!

But go ahead and download your first present now!

Have a Titillating Tuesday and Happy Early Mother’s Day all ya’ll beautiful people!

~emmy

Meet Emmy Gatrell

Hi! I’m Emmy, a 42-year-old Stay-At-Home-School-Mom to two teenage boys, nine dogs, and a husband. I write and publish fiction in multiple genres including epic fantasy, urban fantasy, paranormal romance, dystopian, speculative fiction, and supernatural horror ranging from young adult through four-flame +18. As you can tell I love all things that go bump in the night ;) I also love food. I’ve published the first five cookbooks of my No Frills Cookbook Series. My first coffee table cookbook TACO FREAKS (52 Recipes and Thoughts about the Best Day of the Week) publishes soon!